Kardashian Wanna Be
You got a fast car; I got a plan to get us out of here
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friend: what have you done all summer?

me: “traveled a lot…”image

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I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

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